Kyle-Rancourt.com

Now with 100% more hyphens

Grand Theft Auto 5 looks fantastic

by Kyle

I’m fairly certain this game will literally melt your face off with awesomeness. If we’ve learned anything from Rockstar, it’s that we should trust them completely. GTA 4 was amazing, Red Dead Redemption was amazing, and LA Noire… ok LA Noire kinda sucked, but that was someone else’s baby that they just helped publicize. Team Bondi did 95% of the work, and Rockstar just lent a helping hand in the PR department, while attaching their name in hopes of name recognition boosting sales.

Whatevs, though. I can forgive LA Noire because three years later, I’m still playing RDR. GTA 5 is going to blow people away.

Valentine’s Day and the Promotion of Gender Inequality

by Kyle

My feelings about Valentine’s Day are fairly well known. I tried not to say anything this year, because after a while, it just becomes annoying. But… I just couldn’t resist.

It started off with one tweet (and a follow-up), and I promise I wasn’t trying to start a big huge debate. Unfortunately, I’m pretty much a lightning rod for controversy (not that it’s entirely undeserved). So instead of blowing up twitter in an effort to explain myself, I’ll just go ahead and let you read what I wrote for yourselves since I’ve had multiple requests.

Keep in mind that I majored in Social Sciences, and as such, this was not intended to be a blog post or an article read by more than a handful of like minded individuals studying gender roles and inequality. So if it sucks, I blame the system. And Obama.

Also, I interviewed about five different people, but only used quotes from one. So I’d like to thank everyone who helped, including Brett Ward, Andrea Gonzales, and Amber Prainito. If I’ve forgotten to mention you, I apologize. I wrote this sucker over a year ago.

Read the rest of this entry »

Nightmare Fuel: The Last of Us debuts new gameplay footage

by Kyle

They should just change the name of the game to “Hah, have fun trying to sleep tonight.”

10 Best Movies of 2012.

by Kyle

I used to blog all the damn time. Then I got busier, lazier, and somehow even less motivated than before. I debated whether or not to start my blog again, but figured, what the hell, I’d do it. One of the big reasons was that I needed somewhere to talk about the movies and video games I really enjoyed. A status update on Facebook can only be so long.

Movies are universal, and movies are awesome. So let’s talk about movies, god dammit. Some movies aren’t on the list because I haven’t seen them yet, and one is coming out next week, so it’s not really a qualifier, but I know I’m going to love it anyways. Those who didn’t make the list: Argo, Lincoln, Silver Linings Playbook, The Master, Wreck-It Ralph, Zero Dark Thirty

Let’s do this! Spoilers ahead, obviously. READ AT YOUR OWN PERIL! (kind of like a Goosebumps Choose-Your-Own-Adventure, no? NO? no. ok, point taken. /kicks rocks, sulks away, listens to Coldplay)

10.) The Amazing Spider-man/The Bourne Legacy (tie)

Both of these movies were enjoyable for one reason or another, yet both were completely unnecessary sequels/reboots that were made strictly for monetary purposes. I always hated the Tobey Maguire/Kirsten Dunst Spider-man movies, and I wasn’t sure why. Andrew Garfield does a much better job as Peter Parker, and Emma Stone is exponentially better than Dunst in just about every possible way. The latest installment of Spidey was done so the rights wouldn’t revert back to Marvel, but I’m cool with that. It was better than any of the other three Spiderman flicks before it.

The Bourne Legacy was a way to keep Robert Ludlum’s novels going, and to give Jeremy Renner a vehicle with built in name recognition. I am a HUGE Renner apologist, so don’t expect anything but glowing reviews of everything he does. That’s including S.W.A.T. and Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters. I love that man. Was Legacy a little slow? Sure. The thing is, the first movie of a planned trilogy needs to set the stage for the series as a whole. This did that. You can have your three flicks with Renner as Aaron Cross, then have Matt Damon return as Jason Bourne and watch the two team up in one star-crossed flick full of ass-kickery. Tell me you wouldn’t see that?

Read the rest of this entry »

The Last of Us is going to be awesome.

by Kyle

This Christmas, Mrs. Kyle got me a PS3. I’ve always been an Xbox guy, and I will probably continue to buy games for Xbox when given the choice between the two systems. However, there are a few PlayStation exclusives that I really wanted to play. The Uncharted series was one, and The Last of Us is the other. Not a coincidence that both are products of Naughty Dog. Come to think of it, they’re probably the second best gaming studio out there behind Rockstar.

The Last of Us isn’t your normal zombie or post-apocalyptic game. It’s more 28 Days Later than The Walking Dead, but with elements of The Road mixed in as well. I’m super excited for May 7th, and this is why.

Also, someone awesome made a lego version of the second video, so there’s that. Thanks, internet!

REVIEW: Assassin’s Creed 3

by Kyle

I’ve been meaning to review this game for the past week now that I’ve actually beaten it (and that I have the time), but I can’t bring myself to write some long article about how disappointed I was with the game overall. I love the franchise too much to lay out all the reasons I thought this game failed, but this video does a pretty fantastic job of getting at what pissed me off.

Perhaps Ezio and the Italian Renaissance was simply the perfect setting, and nothing would be able to top it. Perhaps the developers simply failed to make sure you invested emotionally in Connor and the rest of the cast. Perhaps my expectations were simply too high (I hoped this would be the best game I’d ever played, if that’s any indication).

I give the game a 7.5 out of 10. Just to remind everyone, I gave AC2 a 9.9/10 and AC:B an 8.5/10. AC:R was fine, but 8/10 was about right. The downward trend is a bit alarming, but perhaps Ubisoft peaked with AC2.

The video is long, but it’s worth it. The part where he talks about the ending is spot on. I was super pissed off. It’s like they built up to this incredible ending 5 years in the making and then went “oh shit dinner is ready, just submit the rough draft as is” and never changed it. Ugh.

The 10 Worst Characters on TV

by Kyle

I realized, while finally watching the latest episode of Boardwalk Empire last night, that there are some characters I loathe on shows that I love. This makes it tough to watch sometimes, and I hate that I want to turn the channel. I hope all of these characters die very, very soon. This list is from shows I watch, so if you don’t see a character and wonder why, it’s probably because I don’t watch that show. For example, I don’t watch Mad Men, so if you’re looking for Betty Draper, you won’t find her. Sorry. I also try to keep this to shows currently on TV.

Let’s do this.

Read the rest of this entry »

Assassin’s Creed 3 trailer

by Kyle

This latest trailer was released in the UK two days ago. I wonder how they feel about this game considering they’re the asshole bad guys? That’s gotta be a tad awkward.

This game is going to be ridiculous.

I’m baaaaack.

by Kyle

Well, sort of.

Since I let my old domain name expire, some stupid spambot swooped in and cuckolded the name KyleRancourt.com. So now you’re all stuck with Kyle-Rancourt.com. Remember that damn hyphen.

I doubt this means I’ll return to blogging about anything important, but if you want videos of movie trailers and video game reviews, this is your blog! Also, I probably won’t blog ever, so there’s that.

REVIEW: The Dark Knight Rises.

by Kyle

It was fucking amazing.

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 825 other followers